Making Monkeys
Some misleading tales about this web site…
The Chimp Factory is a wholly owned subsidiary of Matthew Gilbert Inc. It is blatently self-promotional and undoubtedly biased in every way.
The site was created by putting a 1000 monkeys in a room with a faulty Amstrad PCW and a copy of Golive Cyberstudio. Sadly they ate the copy of Cyberstudio and torched the Amstrad to keep warm so I had to build the site myself. Disappointed? You have no idea…
The HTML and CSS code making up this web site adheres to the standards published by the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C), an organisation that develops and recommends open standards for the web.
“…web standards are important…”
Open standards are important because they make the web accessible for as many people as possible. For more information please visit the A List Apart web site.
This site has been tested with the current versions of Safari for Mac OS X, Internet Explorer for Windows and Firefox across all platforms. It ‘should’ work properly in any modern, standards-compliant web browser.
In an ideal world I could publish my email address on my web site and you could use it to contact me. It wouldn’t attract an insane amount of junk mail and we’d all be happy…
“…a magical land…”
Tragically that spam-free world is a magical land which we’re not allowed to visit right now so I’ve had to make alternative arrangements. Rather than hiding my email address with Javascript or not publishing it at all (which was tempting) I’m suggesting this… The first four letters of my name at my domain name (simple huh).
Designed and Manufactured in the United Kingdom
by the Chimp Factory.